her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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