That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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