i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
Randomize