dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
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I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
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Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
the raccoons are back...
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