is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
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