So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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