Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
Did you just see the Batmobile???
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
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well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
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Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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