Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
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BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
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i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
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