New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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