Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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