i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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