Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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