Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
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Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
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Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
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