He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
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Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
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I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
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