Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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