***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
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