Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
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