U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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