You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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