quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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