How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
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There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
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I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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