dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head.
I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
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Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
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Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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