i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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