What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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