i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
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