Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
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When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
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Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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