? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
There are leaves in my underwear?
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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