why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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