Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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