D3 body, D1 cock
I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
so much tequila, so little girl.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
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