plz talk dirty to me
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
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I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
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So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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