I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
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All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
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please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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