Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
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