I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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