im drinking this country out of the recession.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
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