Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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