Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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