idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
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