Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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