We won't sleep together?
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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