I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
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The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
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Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
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