Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
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terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
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dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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