I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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