from now on my penis is your penis
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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