Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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