oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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