She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
Alive.
So much puke
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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