he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
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I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
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Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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