their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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