4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
Let's paint friendship bongs
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
wow bdsm is so cute
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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