I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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