The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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