That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
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I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
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4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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