Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
