I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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