I don't think brook has ever known best
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
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He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
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Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
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