Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
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Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I got her a Nickelback box set.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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